W: Ladies and gentlemen at the scene
Man: new people, old people here
Man: Ladies and gentlemen!
Female: you old handsome boy!
Good evening, everybody!
Man: Oh, it's another year now. We've been working together for 5 years, haven't we?!
W: Yes, Shanghai stage building company has been established for 10 years
Man: exactly, it's 10 years and 5 months.
Female: in the 10 years and 5 months, all of us, unknown to the public bear bitter hardships and selfless dedication, in order to develop the Android exhibition mission, here, please allow us to thank all the staff members of the company, thank you for your pay, thank you for your efforts.
Man: Thank you I will not say, I say the actual point, all leaders and colleagues, according to the latest news, the RMB exchange rate changes against the Xinjiang nut cake today, as of now, 1 yuan convertibility 0.0000001 pounds this year there are a Xinjiang nut cake, a few pounds success rate is 100%. Xinjiang nut cake. The.
Woman: Yeah, Caiyuanguangjin, congratulation, wish I will not say, I wish you in the new year to buy a few pounds Xinjiang nut cake.
Male: 20xx year according to the provisions of the latest special administrative law "Bible", "we are all guilty", now I sentence: happy life imprisonment and deprivation of rights for life and confiscation of all depressed, disease worry, this decision is final and executed immediately, immediately, retired!
Girl: This is the end of the joke. Here is Mr. Cai, general manager of Shanghai furniture rental company!
All: applause, please!
Man: Thank Chuah gracious speech, following to our long-awaited dinner time, the following have chopsticks, spoon, hands, when everyone did not see ah! I've officially open to eat now, please mouth is strong, after the mouth soup.
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